"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "[the miracles cited by nin_man] is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have [happened] by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is whte and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
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