| It'd be the new topic of the moment. Besides, this argument has grown tiresome since about four hours into the first round. It's the same arguments thrown back and forth, by many of the same people. I think that by now, I'd welcome something new and interesting like a personal appearance by the Almighty. Especially if He was wearing an interesting shirt, because I'd be really amused by Joan and Melissa Rivers standing beside Him, asking who His designer is. You do have to admit, though, that if there is a God, it's His own fault for people not believing He exists these days. All it would take is one appearance every hundred years or so, to keep Him fresh on the minds of the people. Perhaps even a miracle or two would suffice. Surely it wouldn't be that hard to turn the Pacific Ocean into wine or thaw Canada or something. God's marketing department, quite frankly, sucks. |
