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Question of the Day! by kickstart 2006-11-19 12:23:33
If you can't beat 'em ____________.

Kickstart

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[ Reply ]
  ..let somebody else do the job ;) (n/t) by count_02002-07-12 00:02:17
  call your by Klymer2002-07-12 00:04:21
  here's a few by RunNeoRun2002-07-12 00:05:34
  Go look for the quad (n/t) by Jesus2002-07-12 00:07:52
  then give 'em a hug and a fuzzy by Spisefisken2002-07-12 00:08:23
  become evil overlord and try again (n/t) by daniel_rieck2002-07-12 00:09:46
    there is no try (n/t) by LunarRainn2002-07-12 00:18:07
      That's for those picky ol' Light-siders. by adiplomat2002-07-12 00:30:17
  Delete 'em? Retreat 'em? Heat 'em? (n/t) by adiplomat2002-07-12 00:10:49
  Kill Them With Kindness and... by adman2002-07-12 00:12:00
  reheat them ... by Linfalgamo2002-07-12 00:33:50
  (ch)eat 'em (n/t) by gerddie2002-07-12 00:39:27
  LART them? (n/t) by Eco2002-07-12 00:40:41
  buy 'em! by Fritriac2002-07-12 00:42:35
  ...recompile 'em! by Apfel2002-07-12 00:55:01
    Forgot one! by Apfel2002-07-12 01:00:48
      put them into a magnetic field... (n/t) by Klymer2002-07-12 01:27:25
        or: by Klymer2002-07-12 01:42:33
          Why do I get this.... by breezeblock2002-07-12 01:55:58
            nope... SMURF guns are cool - so blue... by Klymer2002-07-12 02:23:46
              Buy now! by Apfel2002-07-12 02:29:25
                Yay! by mcnutcase2002-07-12 02:35:50
                  Here you go... by Apfel2002-07-12 03:22:23
                I prefer my Smurf-Ruger P93 by SouthpawPL2002-07-12 09:16:42
            Bwahahahaha!!!!! by bugarup2002-07-12 14:09:05
  go to kickstart and whine (n/t) by golem2002-07-12 00:59:11
  Fourier transform'em (n/t) by Control2002-07-12 00:59:29
  change the rules! (n/t) by Bavvy2002-07-12 01:02:37
  ...take your ball home! (n/t) by breezeblock2002-07-12 01:03:36
  Hack 'em. :-) (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-07-12 01:16:39
  ...join them. by Mordeo2002-07-12 01:22:50
    Boring? by Y2KDragon2002-07-12 05:13:15
  ...they're obviously cheating :-) (n/t) by knightsofni2002-07-12 01:36:34
  ...shoot 'em. Or n00b 'em on the next respawn. (n/ (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-07-12 01:52:23
  flame them (n/t) by Znirk2002-07-12 02:02:53
  if you can't beat 'em by mcnutcase2002-07-12 02:15:46
  ...remember there is no spoon and beat 'em (n/t) by CountZer02002-07-12 02:17:06
  ... those rythms aren't for you. (n/t) by Ragueneau2002-07-12 02:19:32
  - oh, to hell with sayings: just beat 'em anyway by Ragueneau2002-07-12 02:25:38
    its an aphorism ... :) (n/t) by DragonLady2002-07-12 06:37:35
  Nuke 'em (n/t) by ideur2002-07-12 02:40:40
  beat 'em harder by Y2KDragon2002-07-12 05:07:06
  Run. by bugarup2002-07-12 05:16:40
  ...send your cousin Vinny to do it. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-07-12 05:29:42
  Call in the Golgothan (n/t) by beez2002-07-12 05:30:48
    Yes, I've seen Dogma too many times (n/t) by beez2002-07-12 07:12:29
    But haven't you seen how easily he was beaten? (n/ (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-12 14:20:46
      Well, assuming the person won't have by beez2002-07-12 14:26:24
  If you can't beat 'em by migiizis2002-07-12 05:55:53
  Blame 'em. (n/t) by gila_monster2002-07-12 05:56:21
  Set them up to defeat themselves, by pecosdave2002-07-12 06:40:54
  ...introduce 'em to Cthulhu. (n/t) by flamebait2002-07-12 06:45:44
  ... hire somoene who can. (n/t) by Nickface2002-07-12 07:20:16
  get em drunk then beat em (n/t) by stigmata2002-07-12 07:47:02
  Send In the Lawyers by rwrannells2002-07-12 07:58:18
  ...<FYOS> 'em! (n/t) by CartaMusica2002-07-12 08:14:42
  Recruit 'em. (n/t) by PsiAngel2002-07-12 08:44:08
  Lick 'em. by SouthpawPL2002-07-12 09:18:16
    But you don't know where they've been. (n/t) by nin_man2002-07-12 09:26:19
  send your son in ten years later. (n/t) by wheresthefish2002-07-12 10:18:09
  ...don't fight 'em. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-07-12 11:09:16
  fdisk 'em (n/t) by DennisNotOld2002-07-12 11:44:32
  Abort/Retry/Fail? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-07-12 12:17:34
  hit 'em with a wooden stick (n/t) by andycap142002-07-12 12:20:06
  buy New, Improved, Powermatic Electric Whisk!!! (n/t) by Kickstart2002-07-12 16:04:53
  join em... surgically (n/t) by sketcher2002-07-12 17:43:37
  whisk 'em :-) (n/t) by kahuana2002-07-12 19:11:45
  hire goons and let them do it. (n/t) by see2002-07-13 04:13:54
  Nuke 'em from orbit...it's the only way to be sure (n/t) by Chunkboi2012-02-28 13:35:44

 

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