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Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  I am stuck in this anomaly now. by pecosdave 2002-07-09 04:00:51
I have to wake up at 4:00 am every day and have to go to work! Then when it seems to be getting better and I get to go home it just as bad, it's been thrashed by short people! I'm then stuck for the next many hours chasing down the short people and trying to make them clean their own messes, they try to listen to some degree but even after they clean I still have to clean it again. Then just when I think all is done I go to bed and I have a short person wake me up over and over again wanting food and drink at the weirdest hours, that one particular short person never tires and never fills. When that short person is finally imobilized for the night and I finally get to go to sleep the alarm sounds again. I'm stuck in a temporal loop! Please help me! It's not a cool temporal loop like ground hog day were he got to know what was going to happen next, it changes just enough to keep that from happening. The other sadistic part about this loop, messes from the previous loop acumulate if not handled however once money is spent it's gone forever. It's an evil evil loop help me please. Get your best scientist on it I beg of you..
[ Reply ]
    :) over time you will find by DragonLady2002-07-09 04:45:38
      hopefully all but one of the short people by pecosdave2002-07-09 07:47:05
    Duct tape. To the wall. No mercy. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-07-09 10:03:34
      seriously considered that. by pecosdave2002-07-09 10:41:18

 

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