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Warning, Bible joke ahead :-)	by crash_	2002-07-01 07:26:04
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Act 2:38!" Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven. The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an ax and two 38's!"
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Another reason...	by Eco	2002-07-01 07:51:27
More likely a reason to go to school.	by Naruki	2002-07-01 08:03:57
Probably a typo	by YakkoWarner	2002-07-01 08:37:46
Yes, that was obvious.	by Naruki	2002-07-01 08:39:35
I can see the public service ads now...	by YakkoWarner	2002-07-01 08:54:05
Or at least don't rob Christian homes...	by Naruki	2002-07-01 08:55:27
Armed and proud! :-)	by pecosdave	2002-07-01 08:58:20
Gives a whole new meaning	by crash_	2002-07-01 08:59:37
The swords and stick are scary...	by Naruki	2002-07-01 09:01:11
The stick is probably my most skilled weapon,	by pecosdave	2002-07-01 09:05:49
So a riffle looks like a gun?	by Naruki	2002-07-01 09:14:32
like a rifle even!	by pecosdave	2002-07-01 09:15:48
;->	by Naruki	2002-07-01 09:17:09
I copied and pasted it as is	by crash_	2002-07-01 08:58:26

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