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woo, i hate my new job by sketcher 2002-06-25 20:06:40
ok, so i have to wake up at 6:30... yes, in the am which i used to use for going to bed...

and the people im working with are so stupid, 4 teenage idiots who think about nothing but getting sexed up and beong as obvious about it as possible
they are so lazy, they just sit around doing nothing but talk about getting sexed up and all that crap
and they call me tony hawk... why? idfk
the job (i beleive i have already said) is nothing at all like what i had been told it would be- moving computers around and setting them up... instead it is moving huge rolls of carpet outside, throwing them into a dumpster which is about 7 feet in the inconvenient direction, and when im not moving carpet, im cramming furniture into the halls of the elementary, you can hardly work in there because of your workmates and the narrow, crammed halls

and my 'boss' is some creepy cajun type dude with teeth- long narrow teeth- about the same rgb as the uf yellow (any shade... the teeth have their own colors)
and im pretty sure he keeps giving me the tough, really crappy jobs because i seem to be in his mind a rich white boy who thinks he knows everything, and im the assistant principal's son and he is a lowly janitor... i should go put boss in ''''s

ok, done...

so im tony hawk... (?) and i do almost all the work, while the other guys talk about all sorts of stupid hypothetical situations all damn day, from 7:30 to 4



once again, i hate my job



why... if it werent for my almost total lack of ambition and my teminal shyness, combined with attention defeciet dissorder, i think i could get a new, better job... one that doesnt suck... and one that people wont ask 'you work where?!... and how old are you?!'


i want a cubicle job... i want to come to work every day and peer out over the cubical horizon, to sit down in my chair and type away endlessly at my keyboard, making the stuff in the 'in box' move to the 'out' box, and have more stuff put into my 'in' box

and i also want a red swingline, dammit... and i wanna be able to listen to the radio at a reasonable volume... and if they give me any crap, i swear- i'll burn the place down
[ Reply ]
  welcome to my world buddy. by ubergeek22002-06-25 20:13:04
    i will not by sketcher2002-06-25 20:16:43
      i totally understand... by ubergeek22002-06-25 20:25:48
        yeah, there is definantly gonna be some high stick by sketcher2002-06-25 20:30:33
          yea, in a way it is...i never thought of it like by ubergeek22002-06-25 20:34:20
            yeah, we should do a fusion by sketcher2002-06-25 20:44:22
              bwahahahahahaa... by ubergeek22002-06-25 20:57:54
                i have it back by sketcher2002-06-25 21:00:07
                  well let's see... by ubergeek22002-06-25 21:06:37
                    hair dying is easy by sketcher2002-06-25 21:14:32
                      hey i can swing a sword :D by ubergeek22002-06-25 21:16:56
                        Especially if they were the other guy's. by Naruki2002-06-25 21:18:55
                          i've only broken somebody else's nose.. by ubergeek22002-06-25 21:21:53
                            Funny. I've broken my own nose. by Naruki2002-06-25 21:22:56
                              noses are easy to break.. by ubergeek22002-06-25 21:26:26
                                oh my word... by sketcher2002-06-25 21:28:55
                                i was laughing so hard i nearly broke my arse... by ubergeek22002-06-25 21:32:37
                                i imagine a broken arse has to suck (n/t) by sketcher2002-06-25 21:36:04
                                bruised my arse bone a few times... by ubergeek22002-06-25 21:41:26
                                why?? i don't think nawft's around..NEA!! by ubergeek22002-06-25 21:42:21
                                keep it kleen guys please (n/t) by DragonLady2002-06-25 21:48:40
                                *is confused* by ubergeek22002-06-25 21:51:07
                                a few weeks ago by sketcher2002-06-25 21:59:15
                                oh yea! the crypto one! by ubergeek22002-06-25 22:02:23
                                <Deleted><Deleted>2002-06-25 21:41:26
                                moderated double post (n/t) by DragonLady2002-06-25 21:46:50
  Careful what you wish for by glytch782002-06-25 20:18:12
    i wouldnt mind gaining a few pounds by sketcher2002-06-25 20:20:32
    i hear ya by nimdokk2002-06-25 20:57:15

 

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