| That's too bad. I bet it'd thin out their ranks a little, if nothing else. To explain: animal-tipping originated with the ancient art of cow-tipping. Actually, I don't know that any other animals CAN be tipped, safely.
Cows sleep standing up, you see. After a night of heavy drinking, in the Southern states, it's common practice to mosey over to a cow pasture (they're not hard to find around here) and select a snoozing target. Once the cow has been sighted, some idiot will run full-speed at the poor creature's broadside and slam shoulder-first into it, causing it to fall over. Often, the cow will not wake up, and just fall over on its side with its legs still extended. Sometimes, the cow will wake up. This is bad. Sometimes, the cow will turn out to be a bull. This is worse. |
