| ...I'll post one non-revealing picture of me modelling my Dust Puppy pajamas in a not-very-alluring pose (because I couldn't do alluring if I had a gun to my head)(besides, it's hard to be alluring with a gun to one's head anyway). This photo shall be taken in such a manner as to allow the pasting of another torso and head onto my body, which really wouldn't even cause a starving wolf to drool. Payment in the amount of $6,000 (hey, models aren't cheap) to be receieved before the required liquor is purchased and consumed (I figure six grand should just about cover the amount of beer I'll need in me to do this) in the form of cash or cashier's check or maybe even a money order if I'm in the mood for one that day. Provided with the proper attire, I could also be persuaded to model anything for the UF store in much the same manner, and at no extra charge could even hunt up some suitable torso and head bits for your Photoshopping pleasure. Payee agrees that there will be no girly parts pasted onto my body, by payee or any associates of payee, and that if the temptation to do so cannot be overcome, that said newly created pictures shall not be shared on the internet for free and that I receive 30% of all profits of said sharing. Sign below. X________________________ | 
