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Celebration today for glenalec	by glenalec	2006-11-19 12:55:59
Congrats :)	by Arienadean	2006-11-19 12:55:59
Thanx, that is useful.	by glenalec	2002-06-23 00:55:00
hmm I didn't get that	by Arienadean	2002-06-23 00:59:00
I'm on a friend's machine...	by glenalec	2002-06-23 01:11:07
Hmmmm.	by glenalec	2002-06-23 02:13:23
well its already got weird that way	by Arienadean	2002-06-23 02:23:09
Back at high school...	by glenalec	2002-06-23 02:31:55
lol	by Arienadean	2002-06-23 03:00:47
My mum...	by glenalec	2002-06-23 03:09:27
mmm how about toilet seats ...:)	by DragonLady	2002-06-23 03:15:27
Not very likely.	by Naruki	2002-06-23 07:30:25
Isn't it amazing...	by glenalec	2002-06-23 16:59:46
... where a little thread about my wedding aniversary ends up ;-) This came off the 'net so its truth is dubious, but it sounds credible and is a good story anyway... A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. He didn't mind them using makeup as long as they didn't go overboard, but when applying it in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints. Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm. They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them. The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean. The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick. That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.
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