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Theres dead, and then theres dead	by DragonLady	2002-06-23 07:17:10
I'm poorly! Leave me alone!	by breezeblock	2002-06-23 11:59:43
I look like John Merrick's uglier brother! I got spots on my spots! I got 'em up my nose, down my throat, in my ears and on my tongue! I even got em on my >>>FYOS<<< f'r smeg's sake! My nose looks like a tiger prawn that's been par-boiled and then dessicated. What's worse I can't even squeeze these spots! I tried that with four of em and I now have four leperous growths with menacing necrotic centres! Apart from the damn spots my lower back hurts so much that I can barely stand and when i'm standing my knee joints hurt so much I have to lie down again. I havnt eaten since monday and I have slept for a total of 6 hours since tuesday. Can somebody recommend a good euthanasia expert? _{Chickenpox is so much fun when you're an adult! :o(}
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Dr. Kevorkian.	by Naruki	2002-06-23 12:02:51
Charles Manson	by wheresthefish	2002-06-23 12:05:28
SOT: A long time ago...	by kahuana	2002-06-23 13:23:38
You have my sympathies.	by slayer	2002-06-23 12:06:00
Thanks! And apologies....	by breezeblock	2002-06-23 12:27:41
for heavens sake get to a doc ..	by DragonLady	2002-06-23 20:27:52

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