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And now for the good news.... by glenalec2002-06-21 02:02:04
  More fun Chinglish... by glenalec2002-06-21 03:25:35
    I couldn't resist... by glenalec 2002-06-21 03:53:03

...here is the full text of that advert!

Teacher's note: This sounds like a cross between a dating agency, a tamogotchi and a BDSM parlor. Now THAT'S an open-source business plan that works!

-- Assignment: Design a magazine advertisement in English ---

F4 - Follow 4

image of F4 boy-band with cheesey grins

F4 is the most popular idol of the youth in the present age, also the most handsom singer stars that girls yearn for. So do you want to live with them? Do you want to express all your feelings to them?...

You can achieve all of those in out 'net station!

The only thing you should do first is sign-up. Then you can choose any boy on the list to be your boyfriend. He could be one of the members of F4. Or anyone else you like! After choosing them, you have to earn money to raise him. You are his master.

After a whole day's working, there must be some kind of experience makes you happy or depressed. Open your computer, say everything to him. Also, you can beat him or kiss him. It all depends on your mood!

Come on! Sign up! "www.female.master.com" is the world waiting for your rule!

My turn to write 9.5/10 - Bizarre (I finally looked up how to spell that word)

[ Reply ]
      Don't know about the rest of you, by slayer2002-06-21 04:13:52
        The problem with Fulon Gong... by glenalec2002-06-21 04:33:25
      Tamagotchi. by Naruki2002-06-21 10:08:46
        Dragno Half, by Tars_Tarkas2006-11-19 12:55:59
          sed 's/Dragno/Dragon/' (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2002-06-21 10:56:52

 

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