for the cousin at least.
invest in a stick or alluminum rod. poking and prodding the unwanted scavanger away may get your point across.
bring a computer with net access in with you. surf the net.
get a brick of fire crackers and a lighter, target practice never hurt anyone (except the target)
put on a movie (dvd or vhs) like braveheart, or the godfather 2, something that takes three hours. hide the vcr/dvd player and remote.
and think of your vacation this way, with the surgery, you're gonna be stoned out of your tree afterwards, so you shouldn't suffer too terribly |
