1) doesnt matter
2) month
3) 0, i just hold it up to me to see if it would fit
4) no
5) at the spa... camping is usually too outdoors
6) 5, i think
7) yes because i 'no' to 8)
9) only if they have not been professionally trained, and if i can slip in under the cover of night- kill an inept guard, sneak in through a ventilation shaft, and then bunker down in some place inside of the base so that i can amass an arsenal and then keep their doubts working for me, i will unleash a wave of terror when i feel the time is right, probably about 3 hours before revelie and then i will kill every minion and underling with one move... defeat the boss after a nice talk and then i will own the base... the copter cam is flying over me and we fade to black, the credits roll on and the audiance is treated to hilarious outtakes
after the movie is over, including the special part 5 min after the credits end, the guys will come in, sweep the popcorn, pour some sticky goo on the floor, get some on the handrests and then let the next wave in
10) yes, a plauge rat from a ren fest, and then the rabbit with big pointy teeth... and an eeyore toy from mcd's. its a good screen cleaner
11) im mixed on the flatu pride... it very much depends on who im with, if im by myself, i will let one loose and not care, but if im with people that have an air of respect and dignity i will not fart, unless it is only to poison their dignified air, and blame it on them
12Q) how's my driving?
12A) i drive fast, but not wrecklessy... i know where im going, i know how to get there, and i know which lane i need to be in
i dont like getting cut off by a**holes, so i dont do it to other people... i dont take risks, im in control of the car, i drive accordingly to the conditions, i almost never fishtail, and when i do, its just for fun
i know how to drive badly and i take pride in that
but my good driving skills are the better source of pride
13Q) whats your average phone bill cost?
13A) i dont know... its not high
14Q) what are your thoughts on guns?
14A) i think that they should be controlled, yes... not handed out to just anyone
i think there should be at least a written test for gun safety, usage, and propor cleaning techniques
if you do everything the right way and stick to hunting or target shooting, your gun will be 'safe'... no ghetto shootouts please... that spoils the image of guns
15Q) the internet?
15A) i think the internet is a great place for different types of cultures to mix, it is the next america
its the best way to share ideas and veiws... spread your opinions, be heard... or shout in a cheering crowd
come out with something truly spectacular, or just remain in the shadows and watch
yes, there will almost always be porn or hackers and all sorts of other evilish things
but i think overall, the internet is great
16Q) patriotism... is it just a fad? or here to stay
16A) i think its just a fad, i never really got into this crap at all
the window stickers are ok... but... well, the other day i saw a pt cruiser (the uglyest vehicle in the world) painted in red white and blue, it looked like it was some cheap spray paint or something... the grill was blue and the details were red, the body was white and the driver was a total sh****ad
i really wish i knew why there was a sudden boost in patriotism
the usa was in a bit of an economic down, and then from out of nowhere 4 or 5 guys with boxcutters hijack a handfull of planes, crash into a few buildings and *boom!* american flags go up all over the place
its as if they say 'our country is as vaunerable as a baloon in the middle of a pinecone fight'
those are the only great gender specific questions i can think of at the moment, im going to bed now |
