[mail order male? perhaps...]
1. What position should the toilet seat be left in?
(down, up, doesn't matter)
doesn't matter
2. I buy toilet paper every ___ days/weeks/years.
HTF am I supposed to know. I don't even know how often I buy milk!
3. When shopping for clothes, I try on an average of ____ items before making a decision.
0 (unless (it's shoes, then 1) or (I'm with a woman who cares what I dress like, then it's until I can convince her that we should be shopping for clothes for her to wear instead)
4. I know what chartreuse and mauve look like (yes/no).
yes
5. I would rather spend a day (at the spa | camping).
Neither: not a fan of the spa and camping for just one day is plain silly.
6. I own ____ pairs of shoes.
Don't know. I have four pair I regularly wear (running shoes, 2 pair dress shoes, boots), but I also have "work" (as in house-) shoes stashed at various households as well as racing shoes and some shoes that I should probably toss.
7. I own more clothing than I can fit in all the luggage I own (yes/no).
yes
8. I own luggage (yes/no).
yes (otherwise how would I dress for the UFie meet this weekend ;) )
9. If you get me mad enough, I can take on an army, like Arnie or Rambo did.
You can't get me mad.
10. I own at least one stuffed toy (yes/no).
yes, though I don't have any prominently displayed (except for my juggling brains)
11. I am proud of my flatulence (yes/no)
no, but I'm not particularly embarrassed of it either |
