1. Toilet seat should be left in the position it was last used.
This reduces the number of repition cycles the hinges must suffer. (At least, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it)
2. Toilet paper is purchased when I've only got one roll left.
3. I don't buy clothes, if I can at all help it.
4. Chartreuse - no idea. Mauve is a bit more purple than Lee filter 106 and more red than 058.
(If you know what I'm talking about, congrats, you're as sad as me.)
5. At the spa. It's warmer.
6. 5 pairs. Two for best, 3 pairs of dirt cheap trainers.
7. Nope. I own a trunk, I can put almost everything I own into it. (Exceptions being my computer and bookcase)
8. Not only do I own luggage, but I own a proper trunk.
(For you Americans, a trunk is a large wooden box. Not a storage space in a car)
9. No chance. Unless you give me a really big gun.
10. Yes, I own several soft toys.
I am a member of the Teddybear Execution Squad.
11. No. | 
