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While I take a momentary break... by Kickstart2002-06-19 10:48:05
  AdMan's Answers by adman 2002-06-19 12:53:01
01) DOWN - My mother raised a gentleman, besides I find it easier to aim while sitting down.
02) ONCE A MONTH - We shop for such durables at Price-Costco.
03) MULTIPLE - Until my wife 'The Fashion Consultant' is happy with the correct look and fit.
04) YES - Even though I am color deficient.
05) SPA - I like camping, but I prefer mud baths and massages to mud, no baths and mosquitos.
06) TEN PAIRS - Including two pairs of boots.
07) NO - But my wife does.
08) WE OWN LUGGAGE - I learned young, my grandparents bought me a suitcase when I was little, because, they could not stand to see me carry my weekend belongings in a pillow case.
09) WITH THE PROPER AVAILABLE RESOURCES - You can do just about anything (except slam a revolving door).
10) FLOUNDER - From Disney's The Little Mermaid, I found him abondoned, in a dark and empty public parking lot, late on a cold and rainy night. He was stranded in a mud puddle. I took him home cleaned him up and now he makes me smile.
11) YES - But only when they are 'rip-roaring' loud and smelly!
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