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While I take a momentary break... by Kickstart2002-06-19 10:48:05
  Male by flamebait 2002-06-19 11:54:16
1. What position should the toilet seat be left in?
Whatever position it was last used in. It's great having his and hers bathrooms. ;-)

2. I buy toilet paper every ___ days/weeks/years.
Almost never. I don't generally do the shopping.

3. When shopping for clothes, I try on an average of ____ items before making a decision.
One to check the size unless it is known brand, and it usually is, in which case zero.

4. I know what chartreuse and mauve look like (yes/no).
Yes.

5. I would rather spend a day (at the spa | camping).
Neither, but of the two I would probably pick the spa.

6. I own ____ pairs of shoes.
5, but I just bought replacements for a pair I haven't thrown out yet. I wear the same pair 99.9% of the time.

7. I own more clothing than I can fit in all the luggage I own (yes/no).
No

8. I own luggage (yes/no).
Yes

9. If you get me mad enough, I can take on an army, like Arnie or Rambo did.
Yes, but I fight dirty.

10. I own at least one stuffed toy (yes/no).
Yes

11. I am proud of my flatulence (yes/no)
No
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