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While I take a momentary break... by Kickstart2002-06-19 10:48:05
  Female by Nea 2002-06-19 11:37:20
1. What position should the toilet seat be left in?
doesn't matter

2. I buy toilet paper every ___ days/weeks/years.
I have no idea. I buy a huge package and buy more when I'm down to the last roll. It takes a long time.

3. When shopping for clothes, I try on an average of ____ items before making a decision.
Shop for clothes? Me? Bwahahahaha... If I am forced to shop for clothes I make it as quick as possible. If the first thing fits and covers what it's supposed to cover, I'm out of there.

4. I know what chartreuse and mauve look like.
Yes

5. I would rather spend a day (at the spa | camping).
camping, although I haven't been in a while.

6. I own ____ pairs of shoes.
3 that I wear with any regularity. 2 more for special occasions.
I'm not including the shoes I was forced to buy for weddings/choir performances/etc. because they sit at the back of the closet and rot.

7. I own more clothing than I can fit in all the luggage I own
Yes

8. I own luggage (yes/no).
Yes, but I don't own much and it was given to me as a graduation gift from high school. I guess my mom really wanted me out of the house. ;)

9. If you get me mad enough, I can take on an army, like Arnie or Rambo did.
No, not like Arnie or Rambo. Can I do it by guile and stealth instead?

10. I own at least one stuffed toy.
Yes, but most are from childhood and they are all in a drawer in the back room except dust puppy, kermit, and catbert.

11. I am proud of my flatulence.
No
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