Edited as I saw fit
1. What position should the toilet seat be left in?
A) down
B) up
3) doesn't matter
4) Seat and cover always put down
2. I buy toilet paper every _8__ days/weeks/years. (in bulk, at the warehouse store)
3. When shopping for clothes, I try on an average of __3__ items before making a decision.
4. I know what chartreuse and mauve look like (yes/no).
5. I would rather spend a day (at the spa | camping).
6. I own __9__ pairs of shoes.
7. I own more clothing than I can fit in all the luggage I own (yes/no).
8. I own luggage (yes/no).
9. If you get me mad enough, I can take on an army, like Arnie or Rambo did. True.
I mean, "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
10. I own at least one stuffed toy (yes/no). At least!
11. I am proud of my flatulence (yes/no)
Yes, I'm a guy, just not your typical guy.... |
