1. What position should the toilet seat be left in? (down, up, doesn't matter)
Rationally, it doesn't matter. Women are just as capable of putting the seat up/down as men are. However, I usually put it down.
2. I buy toilet paper every ___ days/weeks/years.
When I'm on the last roll.
3. When shopping for clothes, I try on an average of ____ items before making a decision.
I dunno. Depends on what, where, the selection, etc. 2 to 4, I guess.
4. I know what chartreuse and mauve look like (yes/no).
More-or-less. I think.
5. I would rather spend a day (at the spa | camping).
Camping.
6. I own ____ pairs of shoes.
3 pair. Boots, sneakers, and dress shoes.
7. I own more clothing than I can fit in all the luggage I own (yes/no).
Nope.
8. I own luggage (yes/no).
Yes.
9. If you get me mad enough, I can take on an army, like Arnie or Rambo did.
No, probably not.
10. I own at least one stuffed toy (yes/no).
Yes, I have one of the plush Dust Puppy toys. And I want a plush Cthulhu. :)
11. I am proud of my flatulence (yes/no).
Eww, no! | 
