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While I take a momentary break... by Kickstart2002-06-19 10:48:05
  A. by toolgeek 2002-06-19 10:55:51
1. What position should the toilet seat be left in? (down, up, doesn't matter)
Cover closed.

2. I buy toilet paper every ___
...time I am down to two rolls

3. When shopping for clothes, I try on an average of ____ items before making a decision.
One, or zero if I know the brand.

4. I know what chartreuse and mauve look like (yes/no).
Yes.

5. I would rather spend a day (at the spa | camping).
Camping. Neither really.

6. I own ____ pairs of shoes.
Four. (But I recently inherited two of those.)

7. I own more clothing than I can fit in all the luggage I own (yes/no).
no, but I own a lot of luggage.

8. I own luggage (yes/no).
See above.

9. If you get me mad enough, I can take on an army, like Arnie or Rambo did.
Mad? Don't you mean "horney"?

10. I own at least one stuffed toy (yes/no).
Yes. Two in fact. An Opus and a Tux. Computers just don't run properly without a penguin in the vicinity.

11. I am proud of my flatulence (yes/no)
No.

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