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Help with a distasteful subject by nhaggin 2002-06-18 19:10:59
WARNING: The following message contains references to an awful but unfortunately ubiquitous programming language. Do not proceed further if such things offend you.

I am working towards a masters' degree at a university which shall remain nameless. Since I didn't do my undergrad there, the bureaucracy wants me to take a couple courses they think are important.

Well, one of them is about, of all things, COBOL. Yes, the code-grinders' staple, the darling of suits. The one language everyone can agree to hate. And, to make it even more fun, we batch-submit our programs on an S/390 running MVS. Boy, oh boy.

If any of you have moral support to give, it will be gratefully received. If any of you could also recommend a free (beer) compiler or environment that I could use to develop my programs elsewhere than in the lab, I would also be most grateful.

I will not explain why I'm going to this university except to say that I have my reasons. In fairness, I should also add that there is an active LUG, they have a big Sun server and other Un*x boxen, and the first language that undergraduates learn is C (which, BTW, I get to teach to them).

[ Reply ]
  MODS! He's talking about COBOL!!!!! by DaNutBall2002-06-18 19:13:59
    AHEM! This mod programs COBOL by nawft2002-06-18 19:30:48
      Cobol, oh Cobol by DaNutBall2002-06-18 20:23:22
        That wouldn't work on me by Arienadean2002-06-18 20:46:28
          I've never forgot about your autism ;-) by DaNutBall2002-06-18 20:50:55
            Actually I think by Arienadean2002-06-18 22:07:11
        actually, it's usually done by nawft2002-06-18 21:26:14
    hey by Arienadean2002-06-18 20:03:49
      Poor you by DaNutBall2002-06-18 20:16:40
        FORTRAN was great... by Avium2002-06-18 20:23:14
          Oh you certainly mean "10 EXIT" by DaNutBall2002-06-18 20:25:01
        Well without the old by Arienadean2002-06-18 20:39:38
          Well of course. by DaNutBall2002-06-18 20:43:48
            LOL by Arienadean2002-06-18 20:50:50
              My girlfriend did FORTRAN and BASIC on C64's by DaNutBall2002-06-18 20:52:55
            Clearly you have never seen/used "True Basic" by kahuana2002-06-18 20:57:39
  My sypathies... by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Sypathies???? by Avium2002-06-18 19:18:29
      Now this is just weird... by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
        It gets worse... by nhaggin2006-11-19 12:55:59
          *shaking head* by nimdokk2002-06-18 19:42:51
  Hey now! by kahuana2002-06-18 19:41:23
  I'm still wondering why anyone would want by DaNutBall2002-06-18 20:38:45
  It is a sad fact by DragonLady2002-06-18 21:37:10
    why? by nawft2002-06-18 21:43:21

 

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