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Question of the Day! by kickstart 2006-11-19 12:23:33
(While being careful of FYOSs) What is a pickup line you'd use on a UFie?

Kickstart

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  Hi There. I'm Link and today's your day! (n/t) by ag_wyvern2002-06-18 00:00:52
  and so kickstart unleashed the *nix lines by CrazySteve2002-06-18 00:01:10
    carefull..! . .or you'll be reduced to a 'floppy' by inittab2002-06-18 00:07:45
      ...so wrong. by CrazySteve2002-06-18 00:09:12
        :-) by ag_wyvern2002-06-18 00:10:41
          the vending machine by CrazySteve2002-06-18 00:11:51
            Taking your cues from A.J. again... by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
              no, this one was a candy machine by CrazySteve2002-06-18 00:25:48
                Candy fix by Y2KDragon2002-06-18 05:42:37
    something about serial ports, and baud - I think by inittab2002-06-18 00:09:50
  Dude you've got a... by glenalec2002-06-18 00:07:07
  Oooh boy... by skeegenin2002-06-18 00:09:19
    auxilliart cooling system? by CrazySteve2002-06-18 00:10:55
      Gets out auxilliLART. by skeegenin2002-06-18 00:14:54
        Right now by Nea2002-06-18 00:19:47
          I noticed that by CrazySteve2002-06-18 00:20:46
            Erp. This not good. by skeegenin2002-06-18 00:27:18
              I had an urge... by glenalec2002-06-18 00:45:08
          I use them for reference all the time... by inittab2002-06-18 00:28:31
            It's still MUCH better than pop-ups. by inittab2002-06-18 00:39:25
              call up Jane Goodall by BlurOfSerenity2002-06-18 00:43:23
              save the dust puppy? by CrazySteve2002-06-18 00:44:27
    I like the polygon line best! by Naruki2002-06-18 10:11:38
      Not sure how to take that... by skeegenin2002-06-18 10:44:08
  nice tux (n/t) by LunarRainn2002-06-18 00:09:56
  I wouldn't mistake a porcipine for you! by glenalec2002-06-18 00:15:29
  just keep Steph, and his stick of butter away... by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Definitely NOT one of the better pickup lines by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
      AJ's da man. by Y2KDragon2002-06-18 05:51:26
      Says you. by nin_man2002-06-18 10:30:52
  You know, i brew some nice strong coffee.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-06-18 00:19:57
    would work for me ... by Newromancer2002-06-18 03:05:05
      Not me. by Sehmket2002-06-18 20:44:16
  i'm sure there's a joke to be made.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-06-18 00:24:58
    hmmm by CrazySteve2002-06-18 00:26:22
      and just like the games... by BlurOfSerenity2002-06-18 00:27:22
        so is final fantasy 3 by CrazySteve2002-06-18 00:28:37
  Not a line... by Mew-ra2002-06-18 00:30:37
    that a can of soda in your pocket... by CrazySteve2002-06-18 00:31:58
      *giggles* by Mew-ra2002-06-18 00:49:34
  A special introductory offer... by BlurOfSerenity2002-06-18 00:33:20
    d'oh! by CrazySteve2002-06-18 00:36:10
      "some restrictions apply" (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-06-18 00:37:14
        never fails <nt> by CrazySteve2002-06-18 00:42:19
          let me know if you find any. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-06-18 00:44:16
            no! I got first dibs! <nt> by CrazySteve2002-06-18 00:45:59
              I met one last night. by nin_man2002-06-18 10:10:14
                *soundly beats nin_man with the Geek stick* by Naruki2002-06-18 10:16:46
                  That's because... by nin_man2002-06-18 10:25:21
                    ah, that'd do it by crazysteve2002-06-18 11:19:42
    Gosh-darnet... by Y2KDragon2002-06-18 05:52:53
    Only 500? by nin_man2002-06-18 10:11:16
  Ever seen a 120 Gb Hard drive? (n/t) by muffinman12342002-06-18 01:04:51
    wait, wait... by muffinman12342002-06-18 01:10:22
      Size doesn't matter... by glenalec2002-06-18 03:37:11
  'Hey, what's the you're reading?' by muffinman12342002-06-18 01:07:22
  I have one, but it may break FYSOR (not posted) by DaNutBall2002-06-18 02:33:05
  Easy! by breezeblock2002-06-18 02:42:57
  I don't use pickup lines by mcnutcase2002-06-18 02:57:02
  This one was sent to me ages ago by glenalec2002-06-18 03:46:03
  you look like you could make me the smiling man by sketcher2002-06-18 04:59:09
  <Deleted> by huitzilopochtli2002-06-18 05:16:11
    But what about those of us which have by Spisefisken2002-06-18 05:46:43
      Well, by huitzilopochtli2002-06-18 06:07:10
  Wanna Interface? by Y2KDragon2002-06-18 05:48:18
  Who needs a pick line? by toolgeek2002-06-18 06:15:22
    He he he. by Naruki2002-06-18 10:19:24
      Actually its a Leatherman. by toolgeek2002-06-18 10:42:32
        Well, okay, but... by Naruki2002-06-18 11:11:43
          well yeah by toolgeek2002-06-18 11:25:50
            So you've just been swimming? by Naruki2002-06-18 11:46:30
  Um ... hi. by bugarup2002-06-18 08:41:49
    Exactly; which is why you want... by skeegenin2002-06-18 08:46:53
      Peek at their mountains? by bugarup2002-06-18 10:20:38
        If he's lucky... by nin_man2002-06-18 10:26:17
          After a week or so. by toolgeek2002-06-18 10:43:43
            What do you mean? by nin_man2002-06-18 10:47:32
              Ask special_ed by toolgeek2002-06-18 10:51:09
        I am... by skeegenin2002-06-18 10:47:39
          You didn't seem especially naughty... by nin_man2002-06-18 10:53:31
            Well, cosider whom I was sitting... by skeegenin2002-06-18 13:17:16
              *snort* by nin_man2002-06-18 13:25:51
                *nervous laughter* by Naruki2002-06-18 13:44:12
                  I take it... by nin_man2002-06-18 13:59:12
                    Video? Would there be one I didn't ... know about? by bugarup2002-06-18 14:13:13
                      I should hope you don't know about any of them. by nin_man2002-06-18 14:22:32
                      I'm sure there's PLENTY of videos by Naruki2002-06-18 14:22:48
  "All your base are belong to us" by i_am_pi2002-06-18 10:25:07
    *slap* by asunnymoo2002-06-18 12:11:04
      *slap* :) (n/t) by BluesByNight2002-06-18 12:39:47
        *kick* by nin_man2002-06-18 12:42:04
          r u talking to me? :) by BluesByNight2002-06-18 12:50:06
            Only if you're trying to get lucky. by nin_man2002-06-18 12:56:53
              haha :) (n/t) by BluesByNight2002-06-18 12:58:46
    dude.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-06-18 18:12:46
  wanna go see a movie and get some dinner? (n/t) by nimdokk2002-06-18 15:58:01
    Yeah let's see what movies I've got here in by sir lox elroy2002-06-18 19:17:33
      lol by nimdokk2002-06-18 19:31:33
  I've got a Sun Ultra 30 in my Bedroom witha 20inch by sir lox elroy2002-06-18 16:34:18
  Hey, baby! I got an whack UltraSPARC III with a T3 by DaNutBall2002-06-18 18:28:26
  Don't mind me, I'm just checking out your archives (n/t) by Nickface2002-06-18 19:11:05
  So, you like Dust Puppy? by Cybergeek2002-06-18 23:07:48

 

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