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slavery isnt dead by sketcher 2002-06-17 11:16:39
i just bought a slave in morrowind!
its so cool, she can fight for me
... cant give her any weapons or armor
and im not sure if she can level up
and the cost is a bit much, 1000 up front and then there is usually gonna be extra for special cases... for example:
i walked up behind her when she didnt notice me and i checked her invetory to see if i could do anything
and then a guard spotted me doing this and i had to pay 25gold
and then i took a boat to a more southern part of the country, for about 100gold
the stupid slave hadnt been close enough to me (even though she was on the boat)
so i had to ride back- another 100gold
and then i had to ride back again, this time making sure she was close enough to me, another 100gold

and sometimes she tries to escape if i am too far ahead of her
and sometimes when she is fighting something with me, she will get too close and my dai katana will chop her...
and its really not worth all the trouble...

so, basically when you are in tel aruhn and you see a slave trader- dont buy a slave!
its not worth the comedic effect
its effects are only negative, im positive about this
[ Reply ]
  Slavery is such a fine idea. by nin_man2002-06-17 11:25:23
    You can't please everyone... by bellator2002-06-17 11:31:02
      maybe for every 50 slaves you could... by sketcher2002-06-17 11:34:06
        oh, and myslave is a female altmer by sketcher2002-06-17 11:37:06
    Already done. by gblues2002-06-17 11:56:47
      Even with what little they're paid... by nin_man2002-06-17 12:03:16
        cabin boy? by Kurioz2002-06-17 12:18:01
  Can someone enlighten me? by hyzenthlay2002-06-17 15:34:36
    Good news by slayer2002-06-17 20:45:07

 

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