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Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  can't count that high by CrazySteve2002-06-17 00:08:55
    The increase rate might by scissors 2002-06-17 06:02:52
decrease with age, but "the total number" should not decrease, unless you can "unwish" ...

But what's the point in wishing others harm?
But you can make fun of them:
As in (this was told in Antwerp, Belgium, where the neighbouring country contains "dutch" people)

(In a gun-and-weaponry shop):
Customer, talking with a dutch accent: - "Do you have a riot gun for me?"
Shopkeeper : - "No" (The glass doors behind him show 57 of them)
Customer (a bit surprised) : - "But you hae grenades, then?" (These are shown in three corners of the shop)
Shopkeeper: - "Sorry, i don't have them"
Customer (bit nervous) : - "But a stiletto knife ..."
The shopkeeper cuts off his question : -"NO"
Customer (really irritated) : - "Do you have something against dutch people?"
Shopkeeper ('big smile) : - "Of course i do: stilletto knives, grenades, riot guns ... very effective you know!"

Gues who is wishing the other to be hurt NOW
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