Tom Smith - Padme Amidala
(Tune: Falco - Rock Me Amadeus)
[Unreleased]
She was the hot adolescent Queen of Naboo
With Kabuki makeup and a big hairdo
When she went outside, all the people would holler
"You could be an action figure, little Padme Amidala!"
Fought the Trade Federation with their rubber masks
Put Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan to the task
Went to Tatooine, where, later on, the gangster Jabba
Put a kinky harem costume on the child of Amidala!
Amidala Amidala, Amidala
Amidala Amidala, Amidala
Amidala Amidala
Padme Amidala!
She didn't know that Palpatine was makin' clones
So he could put himself upon the Galactic Throne
In the misery of power and wealth she'd wallow
With a hundred costume changes, little Padme Amidala!
Fell in love with the Jedi who would be a traitor
Little Anakin would grow up to become Darth Vader
But Luke and Leia down that path wouldn't follow
They took after their mother, rockin' Padme Amidala!
Amidala Amidala, Amidala
Amidala Amidala, Amidala
Amidala Amidala
Padme Amidala!
Her kids were on Alderaan and Tatooine
Five different actors played her husband on the movie screen
And it takes a real get-a-life Star Wars scholar
To keep track of all this stuff about Padme Amidala!
Amidala Amidala, Amidala
Amidala Amidala, Amidala
Amidala Amidala
Padme Amidala!
(Now imagine that sung in the appropriate voice. ;)) | 
