If you post to ARS of User Friendly
There's nothing to revere intently
Just one thing which to obey you are
We call it the FYOSR

Confusion, confusion
We got cryptos, trivia and quotes
Click on a link
And grin madly at the side notes

See the double-posts and the troll squads
Being wiped out by our fast mods
Go into lurk mode, try to stand by
But you won't last long if you try

Confusion, confusion
You can join the trivia whacks
And then fill your brain
With unusual facts

Go to Illiways, have a beer
Make a LART out of a marketeer
The Song of the Day's really quite a thril
If it won't stick in your head, then nothing will

Confusion, confusion
Wear some flame-retardant clothes
Then you can post
Long as you dodge the blows
Lots of things there that you can see
But please refrain from posting FP
The modded garbage that you threw into the fray
Will stay online till Judgement Day!

So go to the comments
See the crazy people play
Like procrastinators
They're mocking debaters
And posting away!

(Thank you, thank you ..)