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Question of the Day! | by kickstart | 2006-11-19 12:23:33 |
| a friend's house the other day |
by sketcher |
2002-06-15 12:37:36 |
i have to say thats probably the weirdest place i have ever been
ok, i walk in and my freind's brother is sleeping on the couch, covered in dirty clothes and unrecognizeable scraps of cloth- wait, i should stop and tell you right now that this place looked worse than any residence of cheech and chong shown in their movies
the major dirty clothing pile was about 10 feet in diameter
and there were footpiles of clothes scattered about
there was a big bag of pot in the corner- i mean, i have seen pot before, usually in the form of a joint or small bag, but this was big
and so i followed my friend to his room, he was gonna show me his morrowind charecter
what i saw next almost broke me... it was the thing which almost made me become not friends with this guy
he had a top of the line audigy sound card in a compaq
a com-frikin-paq
so he's showing me some stuff and i hear his mom come into the house and start yelling at my friend's brother
she's trying to make him do a homework assignment for her, its just a word document that she has for her summer school college course
and he starts doing some serious yelling, ex: 'im not doing your go***** mother******* homework for you, you lazy*** bitch'
and she starts talking about how busy her life is, he returns the shot with 'its gotta be so crammed full with no job, a paid for house, a paid for suburban, and basically anything you want'
'but i have so much school right now, im taking 7 hours!'
'7 hours?!?!?!... its just 7 f****** hours!'
'but-'
at this point, a friend of my friend's brother speaks up... it should be pointed out that i never saw this guy, and i had gotten a really good look at everything when i walked in
time passes, much more hilarity and yelling ensues. the friend comes into my friend's room and starts rambling incoherently- amongst all the rambling i figure out that john and he had been drinking heavily all morning long, and that john was about ready to kill anything
and so he continues his incoherent rambling and we chuckle at the whole weird, uncomfortable family situation
more time passes, i feel uncomfortable being there, the place is a hell hole, there are weird troubled family vibes coming from everything, and there is an uncomfortable amount of illegal substances in the apartment (being raised by a cop has given me the ability to narc up every time im near drugs, or alcohol when consumed by a minor)
and so eventually there is a mtutal agreed moment where i was supposed to leave, it was shortly after we had all stood around doing nothing for ten minutes and then john and his friend had taken half my friend's pot and he was told that he was a good brother
and then i left, breathed a heavy sigh and felt weird the rest of the day |
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