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| Here they come to save the day |
by nawft |
2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
1: Kickstart was a Cowboy in the wild west.
He was known either by the indian name, "dances with Alcohol" Or his nickname "Mad Cow McBrownpants". One day he saw his face on a poster nailed to a tree. As he approached, he saw "Wanted, Dead or Alive." Under his picture, it read "Reward ___
Dollars."
There was a three-digit figure on the poster. Mad Cow McBrownpants drew his Colt and shot at the first number (in the hundreds column.) He had just reduced the price on his head five times.
"Good shot" said his Indian side kick, "Talks without Sense" who stood on the other side of the tree, polishing his arrow. McBrownpants nodded, and shot again at another number (in the tens column.) He had just reduced the price on his head by another five times.
"Nice shooting!" Said his sidekick again, hoping for a wage rise.
"Stop groveling" said McBrownpants.
What was the initial reward offered on MadCow McBrownpants head?
2: Normally you would swallow me.
But were I more, I could swallow you.
3: You are in a room that is an 8x8x8 perfect cube. There are no windows, or doors (don't ask me how you got in there!) In the center of the floor there is a 12 inch pipe that is sticking 6 inches out of the floor. In the bottom of the pipe is a ping pong ball with a diameter that is one millemeter smaller than the inner diameter of the pipe. You have a 12 inch piece of string, a match, a magnifying glass, a 6" ruler and a paperclip. How do you get the ping pong ball out of the hole
4: A train was leaving Scotland and heading for Dover at the same time as a Mercedes. Nea who is the owner of the Mercedes was unaware that both of the front tires had slow punctures, and by the time the car arrived in London those tires were already completely flat. Although Nea did not change or have the tires repaired, the Mercedes reached Dover at the same time as the train.
5: I am away from my linux machine so didn't make a crypto, but never fear, I have a link to Da_Ediot's crypto which is good too. here
6:
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Todays teasers brought to you by chocolate cream Oreo's, the word sojourn, and the song "the city of New Orleans" by Willie Nelson. |
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Answer to 1 | by beez | 2002-06-14 11:14:45 |
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answers: | by nawft | 2002-06-14 11:15:32 |
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ahem | by ma petite | 2002-06-14 12:37:00 |
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heh, I thought so, too | by tigermouse | 2002-06-14 12:45:53 |
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not really | by whytwolf | 2002-06-14 12:49:00 |
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then > the | by whytwolf | 2002-06-14 12:51:49 |
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well... | by tigermouse | 2002-06-14 13:15:57 |
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I agree on #4. | by Naruki | 2002-06-14 13:20:15 |
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Oops. I forgot to have some pie. | by Naruki | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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answer to 1)... | by sumbusch | 2002-06-14 11:16:14 |
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#3? | by beez | 2002-06-14 11:17:12 |
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Answer to 4 | by Uzagi | 2002-06-14 11:22:26 |
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Hm, maybe I should have don a reload first (n/t) | by Uzagi | 2002-06-14 11:23:25 |
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My answers to some of them | by Nea | 2002-06-14 11:28:55 |
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#3 | by Frogboy | 2002-06-14 12:13:15 |
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Answer to the last one. | by special_ed | 2002-06-14 12:45:58 |
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actually, it's by Steve Goodman | by tigermouse | 2002-06-14 12:51:39 |
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Are those buck teeth? | by special_ed | 2002-06-14 12:59:30 |
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*thwap* | by tigermouse | 2002-06-14 13:17:44 |
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Probably.... | by special_ed | 2002-06-14 13:18:42 |
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nah | by tigermouse | 2002-06-14 13:24:03 |
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when i was a kid | by nimdokk | 2002-06-14 15:02:47 |
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Answer to 3: | by nimdokk | 2002-06-14 14:59:39 |
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