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Has anyone ever done yoga? by Llyr2002-06-13 16:51:16
  Yes. I have. (n/t) by Nea2002-06-13 18:47:59
    Did you like it? by Llyr2002-06-13 19:00:56
      Have you considered Pilates? by Naruki2002-06-13 19:02:31
        My Yoga suit by Nea2002-06-13 19:05:10
          Hush, you. by Naruki2002-06-13 19:11:39
            Reynaldo? by Nea2002-06-13 19:16:49
              Oh, but he does... by Naruki 2002-06-13 19:26:05
Nea looked at Reynaldo's incredible physique and immediately forgot her stretching. "Yes?" Her voice was lower than usual and throaty, her breath almost catching. It's just the exertion, she told herself unconvincingly.

Reynaldo paused. "I yam looking for the Yogi Bear." He was dumb, but god, those triceps!

"You have found it," Nea breathed heavily. "Welcome. Please take off your clothes... in the changing room. I hope you brought some very shorts." Blushing slightly, she hoped his imperfect English would overlook the slip. The she thought she should avoid thinking of words like 'slip'.

"No, I do not wish to exercise. There is supposed to be a parade later, and I am to meet the guy in the Yogi Bear costume. Perhaps you will come with me after your class is over?" Tossing his raven black locks (in a very manly way), he swept out of the room. Precisely 7 seconds later, Nea remembered to breathe.

"Class, I think that about does it for today. We'll meet again next week, shall we?" Before the assistant could remind her that classes met every day, she had fled the room.
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                Anybody seen Nea? by Naruki2002-06-13 20:26:46
                  I actually had to run off to dance class by Nea2002-06-14 00:40:29

 

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