(Sung to the tune of "Twelve Days of Christmas")

For the first bug of Christmas,
My manager said to me,
  See if they can do it again.

For the second Bug of christmas
My manager said to me,
  Tell them it's a feature.
  See if they can do it again.


For the second Bug of christmas
My manager said to me,
  Say it's not supported.
  Tell them it's a feature.
  See if they can do it again.


For the second Bug of christmas
My manager said to me,
  Change the documentation.
  Say it's not supported.
  Tell them it's a feature.
  See if they can do it again.

For the second Bug of christmas
My manager said to me,
  Blame it on the hardware.
  Change the documentation.
  Say it's not supported.
  Tell them it's a feature.
  See if they can do it again.


For the second Bug of christmas
My manager said to me,
  Find a way around it.
  Blame it on the hardware.
  Change the documentation.
  Say it's not supported.
  Tell them it's a feature.
  See if they can do it again.

For the second Bug of christmas
My manager said to me,
  Say they need an upgrade.
  Find a way around it.
  Blame it on the hardware.
  Change the documentation.
  Say it's not supported.
  Tell them it's a feature.
  See if they can do it again.


For the second Bug of christmas
My manager said to me,
  Say they need an upgrade.
  Reinstall the software.
  Find a way around it.
  Blame it on the hardware.
  Change the documentation.
  Say it's not supported.
  Tell them it's a feature.
  See if they can do it again.


For the second Bug of christmas
My manager said to me,
  Ask for a dump.
  Say they need an upgrade.
  Reinstall the software.
  Find a way around it.
  Blame it on the hardware.
  Change the documentation.
  Say it's not supported.
  Tell them it's a feature.
  See if they can do it again.

For the second Bug of christmas
My manager said to me,
  Run with the debugger.
  Ask for a dump.
  Say they need an upgrade.
  Reinstall the software.
  Find a way around it.
  Blame it on the hardware.
  Change the documentation.
  Say it's not supported.
  Tell them it's a feature.
  See if they can do it again.

For the second Bug of christmas
My manager said to me,
  Ask them how they did it.
  Run with the debugger.
  Ask for a dump.
  Say they need an upgrade.
  Reinstall the software.
  Find a way around it.
  Blame it on the hardware.
  Change the documentation.
  Say it's not supported.
  Tell them it's a feature.
  See if they can do it again.


For the second Bug of christmas
My manager said to me,
  Try to reproduce it.
  Ask them how they did it.
  Run with the debugger.
  Ask for a dump.
  Say they need an upgrade.
  Reinstall the software.
  Find a way around it.
  Blame it on the hardware.
  Change the documentation.
  Say it's not supported.
  Tell them it's a feature.
  See if they can do it again.