And he's like, "Tough!"
And I'm like, "Give it!"
And he's like, "Make me!"
And I'm like, "...'kay!"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus,
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows,
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation, yes indeed, you better believe it! *gasp*
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook,
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice.
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said...
It said...
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again,
If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again,
If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator..."
Wheeee!
Spencer |
