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LotD comments | by slayer | 2002-06-12 01:00:54 |
| Cool LOTD! Here's mine... |
by parastra |
2002-06-12 17:05:56 |
Viruses you suffer from:
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Amiga
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Junkfood (85%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Discordia (90%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Brand Names (60%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Conspiracy Theory (93%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
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