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LotD comments | by slayer | 2002-06-12 01:00:54 |
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Virii | by cristobal | 2002-06-12 09:23:37 |
| Virii - paste attemp # 2 |
by cristobal |
2002-06-12 09:32:45 |
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
TotL
Go read Brunching
8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
UNIX (90%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
British (65%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
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