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LotD comments | by slayer | 2002-06-12 01:00:54 |
| Mine seem rather contradictory |
by nimdokk |
2002-06-12 08:18:45 |
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along
with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn
to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can
identify the source of every ingredient, not the point
of manufacture.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at
the zoo.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the
Dilbert guy)
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and
patchouli smells like cat piss.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff
than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
UNIX (90%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a
nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has
come a long way lately.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year. |
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