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LotD comments | by slayer | 2002-06-12 01:00:54 |
| My Result |
by Glytch78 |
2002-06-12 08:16:36 |
Viruses you suffer from:
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Gaming (80%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Politics (90%)
Stop caring!
Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (85%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle. |
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