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LotD comments | by slayer | 2002-06-12 01:00:54 |
| My results: |
by Frogboy |
2002-06-12 06:34:18 |
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
(I wonder if I need Geek Detox for this)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
UNIX (80%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button. |
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