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LotD comments by slayer2002-06-12 01:00:54
  Interesting LOTD... by NavyJoe 2002-06-12 05:48:27
Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Pokemon (80%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

British (90%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Politics (75%)
Stop caring!

Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Conspiracy Theory (80%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Hippyism (60%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
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