Please pass this email on to your friends and coworkers. I'm sorry if this is the most disgusting email you've ever read, but it's imperative that we get the word out about this horrible practice and put a stop to it.

As you may know, Soylent is a line of low-cost, high-nutrition food products that have been growing in popularity. You may have seen them in your local grocery store. The products are supposedly made from seaweed and other sea-growth products, and are named for the color of their primary material: Soylent red, Soylent yellow, and new Soylent green. That last one, Soylent green, is the product that's the problem.

The basic information in this case has been uncovered by New York City Police Detective Charles Thorn. Investigating the murder of a prominent executive of the Soylent corporation, he followed the trail and uncovered a horrifying reality: Soylent green is made from the processed remains of the dead in New York City. By using a vastly available, cheap resource, the Soylent corporation hopes to reap a huge profit while foisting on the unsuspecting public the most horrifying product ever conceived. Detective Thorn has put his own career and even his life on the line to get the word out.

You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Soylent green is made of people! You've got to tell them! Soylent green is people!