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Soylent Green is made with people! by mikosullivan 2002-06-12 05:26:16
This would probably work well as an internet rumor:

Please pass this email on to your friends and coworkers. I'm sorry if this is the most disgusting email you've ever heard, but it's imperative that we get the word out about this horrible practice and put a stop to it.

As you may know, Soylent is a line of low-cost, high-nutrition food products that have been growing in popularity. You may have seen them in your local grocery store. The products are supposedly made from seaweed and other sea-growth products, and are named for the color of their primary material: Soylent red, Soylent yellow, and new Soylent green. That last one, Soylent green, is the product that's the problem.

The basic information in this case has been uncovered by New York City Police Detective Charles Thorn. Investigating the murder of a prominent executive of the Soylent corporation, he followed the trail and uncovered a horrifying reality: Soylent green is made from the processed remains of the dead in New York City. By using a vastly available, cheap resource, the Soylent corporation hopes to reap a huge profit while foisting on the unsuspecting public the most horrifying product ever conceived. Detective Thorn has put his own career and even his life on the line to get the word out.

You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Soylent green is made of people! You've got to tell them! Soylent green is people!

[ Reply ]
  Oops, clicked on the wrong link... by mikosullivan2002-06-12 05:27:28
    You could just mod this one ;-) (n/t) by Spisefisken2002-06-12 05:30:53
      I'm not on the mod-squad anymore :-( by mikosullivan2002-06-12 05:33:19
        Then flirt a bit with Nea and ask her to do it (n/t) by Spisefisken2002-06-12 05:50:12
          Though it does belong under QOTD, by pecosdave2002-06-12 06:13:41
            Absolutely. by Naruki2002-06-12 07:07:02
              So people have to want moderation action by Nea2002-06-12 08:12:35
                Well, you know how it is by CartaMusica2002-06-12 09:07:31
                There, there, Nea. by nin_man2002-06-12 09:32:14
                  i wonder.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-06-12 09:37:12
                    Billboard? by nin_man2002-06-12 09:41:40
                  I know... by Nea2002-06-12 09:37:29
                    Look on the bright side. by nin_man2002-06-12 09:43:56
                      I think that anyone... by special_ed2002-06-12 10:05:26
                        Months of extensive therapy, by nin_man2002-06-12 10:23:10
                          *sniffle* by Nea2002-06-12 10:44:55
                  don't try and blame me for this by nawft2002-06-12 10:15:59
                    Hey, babe, what's happening? by Naruki2002-06-12 11:31:27
                      Babe? Did I log in as a "Ufie babe" again? by Nawft2002-06-12 12:05:13
                        Never heard of Sonny and Cher? by Naruki2002-06-12 12:13:35
                          ok, I'm embarrassed now by Nawft2002-06-12 13:14:23
                            Understood, Nawft. OR... by Naruki2002-06-12 14:46:26
                              Nawft, OR?? by Blackbyrd22002-06-12 21:21:53
                        MrNawft isn't enough. by special_ed2002-06-12 12:15:48
                          ROFL by Naruki2002-06-12 14:45:03
                        *poke* by tigermouse2002-06-12 12:41:37
                          hey now. What were the odds that by Nawft2002-06-12 12:55:24
                            *poke poke* by tigermouse2002-06-12 13:10:42
                              good thing I don't live there :) by Nawft2002-06-12 13:22:06
                                ...nothing will happen,.... by special_ed2002-06-12 13:25:40
                                shucks by tigermouse2002-06-12 13:28:41
                                **Swats Tigermouse with Texas flyswatter** by adiplomat2002-06-12 18:20:04
    *heh* by Eco2002-06-12 05:45:11
  I'll be watching my inbox by Ahnteis2002-06-12 08:16:21

 

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