Viruses you suffer from:
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern
operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Yeah? Windows2000 still has "EDLIN" and "CHKDSK"!
vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
EMACS s**ks! (exept for printing)
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
I guess it should be OpenBSD instead of FreeBSD! (wrong symbol!)
Viruses you might suffer from:
8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Never played Tetris on a VT100? it's fun at 2400 baud!
or lunar lander on a CBM PET
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
If you have a G4 at 2GHz and 1GB memory!
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