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LotD comments | by slayer | 2002-06-12 01:00:54 |
| Huh? |
by jonb |
2002-06-12 04:43:15 |
Lessee - I am infected with the Linux, Windows and Mac virii, with a 95% probability of FreeBSD, 65% probability of UNIX, and 60% of X. Since the cures are mutually exclusive either I'm doomed or already inoculated.
Viruses you suffer from:
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
British (65%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
UNIX (65%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
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