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LotD comments | by slayer | 2002-06-12 01:00:54 |
| WTF??? |
by breezeblock |
2002-06-12 02:43:07 |
Just 'cos I recognise the MAC doesnt mean I use one *shudder* BTW, hands up who recognised the "Blakes 7" logo *raises hand* Heres my score:
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Amiga
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
UNIX (85%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Windows (75%)
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics (90%)
Stop caring!
Brand Names (65%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (85%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
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