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LotD comments | by slayer | 2002-06-12 01:00:54 |
| I got: |
by Valkyrja |
2002-06-12 02:28:57 |
Some of it doesn't make sense at all, but anyway, here it is.
Viruses you suffer from:
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Southampton
Move to the Isle of Wight.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Ultima
If you find one tell us.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood (85%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Goth (65%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
UNIX (65%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears. |
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