The Earth is only half as big as They have told you, And Columbus really reached India.
The conspiracy started when They realized that Europe was getting overpopulated. They invented a man called Amerigo Vespucchi, made up a story about Leif Eriksson and carefully modified Erathostenes' calculation of the size of the Earth. Then They started spreading rumours about El Dorado, and about enormous areas just waiting to get tilled. All those who emigrated were just thrown into the sea, and then They wrote occasional letters to the emigrants' relatives.
Nowadays They rule the world in the name of USA, and all the movies, computers, food culture and everything else that comes from America is part of Their plan to keep control over your mind. |
