| LotD comments |
by slayer |
2002-06-12 01:00:54 |
The results of my virus scan:
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.
Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
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mine is way off, so i wont bother posting it | by sketcher | 2002-06-12 01:21:34 |
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You don't understand. | by slayer | 2002-06-12 01:25:30 |
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My results | by DaNutBall | 2002-06-12 02:08:23 |
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I got: | by Valkyrja | 2002-06-12 02:28:57 |
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WTF??? | by breezeblock | 2002-06-12 02:43:07 |
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Hey | by Buffy_Fett | 2002-06-12 02:49:54 |
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Also, check out microsith.com (n/t) | by slayer | 2002-06-12 03:00:24 |
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A thought; could Pitr use some Microsith products? (n/t) | by kibeha | 2002-06-12 07:30:16 |
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My virii | by Pic | 2002-06-12 02:53:40 |
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Huh? | by jonb | 2002-06-12 04:43:15 |
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LotD | by ideur | 2002-06-12 05:19:50 |
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Interesting LOTD... | by NavyJoe | 2002-06-12 05:48:27 |
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My results: | by Frogboy | 2002-06-12 06:34:18 |
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my results: | by ma petite | 2002-06-12 06:36:25 |
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Alot of us are getting the Dilbert religion one. (n/t) | by NavyJoe | 2002-06-12 07:03:33 |
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which is? (n/t) | by ma petite | 2002-06-12 08:08:38 |
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never mind, i just want to know what those two are (n/t) | by ma petite | 2002-06-12 08:09:34 |
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TotL seems to be simply | by Znirk | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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Well, TotL is the "Temple ov thee Lemur". | by bugarup | 2002-06-12 13:54:26 |
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My Result | by Glytch78 | 2002-06-12 08:16:36 |
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Mine seem rather contradictory | by nimdokk | 2002-06-12 08:18:45 |
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Well, it børked under Konqueror. | by bugarup | 2002-06-12 08:41:03 |
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If you'd just use IE... | by nin_man | 2002-06-12 08:49:37 |
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Can't. Windows rejects the network card transplant | by bugarup | 2002-06-12 09:51:00 |
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Forget IE, | by Frogboy | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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No, I'd rather not. | by nin_man | 2002-06-12 10:21:43 |
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Sorry, that was directed at Buggarup (n/t) | by Frogboy | 2002-06-12 10:53:41 |
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What do you care about your state of normalcy? | by bugarup | 2002-06-12 13:46:30 |
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Did not. | by nin_man | 2002-06-12 13:55:21 |
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*compares nin_man to reall normal thing* | by Naruki | 2002-06-12 14:51:13 |
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y? | by Nea | 2002-06-12 16:22:10 |
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Do not trust the Opera robot. He is malfunctioning | by bugarup | 2002-06-12 10:58:15 |
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Mal-wha' ? | by Znirk | 2002-06-12 14:55:49 |
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Virii | by cristobal | 2002-06-12 09:23:37 |
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Virii - paste attemp # 2 | by cristobal | 2002-06-12 09:32:45 |
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Cool LOTD! Here's mine... | by parastra | 2002-06-12 17:05:56 |
