Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny will be digitally replaced by Clippy in each and every cartoon. Disneyworld will be renamed Gatesapalooza, and visitors to the park will have to sign licensing agreements before they're allowed on any of the rides. Disney movies will continue to be released, but they'll be so covered with pop-up ads, only half the action will be visible at any given time.
And those cuddly Winnie-the-Pooh dolls will come to life at night, rummage through your credit cards and tax statements, and send all the really juicy information back to the dark overlords at MS Central. "It's Microsoft's world after all! It's Microsoft's world after all! It's Microsoft's world after all, so bow down.. to.. Bill!" |
