WTC Confession: The Play, Act I, Scene 1.
(Bin Laden sitting in his home, watching news coverage of WTC bombing)
Bin Laden: Yay! That will show those American children of a dog of the female persuasion that they are not the greatest of nations! Was a good idea, and well-organized, too. Wonder who did it?
(keeps watching)
Bin Laden: Hummm ... they suspect me. As good as they are at jumping to conclusions, they'll probably attack us, just because we're the baddies anyway if they can't find any other proof. Now there's an idea: I'll send them a videotape saying I did it. I'll be famous! And I can protect my brother-in-spirit who organized this!
(starts looking for video camera)
See? Entirely rational, if you happen to work yourself into a mindless rage against the United States on a daily basis. |