| Yeah, you're apt to get your ass kicked, coming down here using two-dollar words like that. :) I could give you the actual city I live in, but it's so small that finding it would be a trick, although if I did, anybody could find exactly where I live. And I think I've ruffled enough feathers for that to be a less-than-stellar idea. So I'll just say Albertville, because it's close enough, and since I work there anyway. To give you an idea, Alexander City is about halfway between Birmingham and Montgomery, and over to the right a bit. Albertville is about halfway between Birmingham and Huntsville, and also over to the right a bit. It's a two-hour drive or so, which isn't all that bad since I'm used to living in the middle of nowhere where even going to the outhouse was a thirty minute hike. :) |