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Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Pulled out my knife... by NOLAWitch 2002-06-09 11:34:12
...and cleaned my nails with it to ward off a bum who was attempting to bother my friend and me on our cigarette break. It always works, especially if you're nonchalant about it. The bum shuffled off with a puzzled look. Yeah, bring it on. Office workers aren't necessarily easy targets. Mess with the chicks from other companies, but MY company has hardened us to be as nasty as we have to be. I'll kick your keister just as easily with a strongly worded memo as with my handy blade.

*slouches against a wall with fedora pulled low over her brow*
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    yeah, that works by mcnutcase2002-06-09 11:56:33

 

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